Unfortunately I was in Europe when this came out, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T READ IT! IT’S AWESOME. AND SUPER FUNNY. Thanks Alien Jones. Until next time!
By: Alien Jones, Intergalactic Columnist, Most Intelligent Being in the Universe
PREVIOUSLY ON ASK THE ALIEN:
AND NOW ASK THE ALIEN CONTINUES…
Greetings Earth Losers! Alien Jones here beaming copious amounts of knowledge through the Bookshelf Battle Compound and straight into all of your computerized devices which, though they may seem highly advanced to you rubes, are actually considered children’s toys in most other parts of space.
Who has a question? Come forward and declare your inquiry!
BQB: Hey AJ. It’s me. Bookshelf Q. Battler.
AJ: Oh Cripes. Not many takers this week?
BQB: Well, you’re the one who told me to stop bribing the winos. But seriously, I have a question – what is the best song ever produced?
AJ: Ahh, that is an excellent question but I could not possibly answer it. There are so many, where would…
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