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I’d say I’m doing pretty good so far! A couple upsets here and there but I’m still in it for the final so I can’t complain!
What do you want to read? What makes you say, “Hmm, I want to take some time out of my day, and read this post”? Is it coffee stuff (I just french pressed some Hawaii coffee and it smells great, and check out my cup.
If that doesn’t yell fantasy awesomeness I don’t know what does.)
Is it book/writing stuff? (The Water Travelers)
Or just random nonsense like: I have to go to the post office today and mail a letter to my cat.
WHAT IS IT YOU PEOPLE WANT?
GIVE ME ANSWERS! OR give me DEATH.
Actually, no, don’t do that. The death part. Let’s just cut that out.
Okay, that’s it for now.
LOOKS LIKE MATT’S JUMPING, I’M LICKING AN ELBOW, OR MATT’S CHUGGING A DRINK IN JAMAICA! Our first “U Pay Fine, We Do Crime” prize has its first claimer!
Oddly enough, this is my favorite prize someone can claim for donating! So happy we get to do it, as strange as that sounds. Check it out! And check out our film campaign –> The Commission
Want us to love you forever? Trick question their is no right answer, but, we are trying to raise money to shoot our upcoming film! AND WE NEED YOUR HELP! We’re trying to raise $10,000 Via indiegogo.com, and any donation to our campaign will be greatly appreciated (really.) Even a DOLLAR. 1 DOLLAR. We genuinly appricate and even go a little crazy over a 1 dollar donation. Please, we need your help.
Check out the campaign for our film here –> http://igg.me/p/699349/x/6546320 And if you want to help us out, again, it would really mean a lot to us!
Wanna help a few guys make a film that will change the world? http://www.indiegogo.com/project/the-commission/widget
Seriously, even a dollar will help!!!
Looks like blogging, but if you flip the b, replace the g with another flipped b, and drop the l, then that’s what I’m doing right now.
Sorry. That was stupid.
– From the Toilet
HugA-LAGA-LEgahu-GanHAGGAAA-LEEGA-LOOGA. Do I have your attention now? Because honestly, when I’m scrolling through feeds I barely read the first sentence (if that.) Which is pretty stupid, if you ask me. Guilty? Unfortunately. But don’t we all? I think this just reinforces the fact that a good majority of the time the first sentence is the most important. (Now the pressures on am I write? (Yes, I intentionally spelled right, write, to be punny and funny–I have not had my coffee today so please refrain from slapping.)) But really, that first sentence, that’s what people read, well that and the title. So yeah, I made my first sentence nonsense, because maybe it will attract your attention. Or it will detour. It’s a gamble really. Where am I going with this? Don’t ask me yet I haven’t figured it out. I guess I’m just saying make sure your first sentence is above par, because it’s a shame how many great posts or whatevers get skipped over based on a mediocre opening. (Disregard the title, as that is another shot in the dark hoping it attracts people. I’m gonna get some coffee now.)
A cool artical I was shown on writing stories that change the world, awesome.